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Welcome my vacation-replacement, Short Round, as a new regular contributor!
MP3s on the Playstation -- Friday, September 17, 1999
Here's the important part: "An MP3 home stereo unit that just happens to play Tomb Raider for under $200."
Make 'em say "EH!" -- Friday, September 17, 1999
Master P's continuing his relentless quest to infiltrate the big leagues. I would've thought he'd found the "No Limit Basketball Association" by now. Oh well. I hope the Raptors drive a tank onto the court for halftime, but some dreams are just too much to dare.
Orson Scott Card's official website -- Friday, September 17, 1999
I've never read his stuff, but I saw him speak yesterday, and now I want to. That's pretty high praise coming from me. I thought I was finished with sci-fi years ago.
NBC buys 1/3 of PAX TV -- Friday, September 17, 1999
One anticipates with bated breath the Friends/Dr. Quinn crossover.
Shift-Lock This, You Undead Shiggerfragger -- Friday, September 17, 1999
Five years ago, I would have been surprised, but having grown up reading about strange Japanese video games, this is pretty much par for the course.
Hard-to-Find Actresses dot com -- Friday, September 17, 1999
"For actresses that nobody else thinks are attractive."
- Short Round
"Tawny Kitaen is hard-to-find? I saw some movie with her and GEORGE HAMILTON a few months ago on SHOWTIME."
- Britain
Haxor Ethics: Anti Child-Porn Squad -- Friday, September 17, 1999
A coalition of hackers that try to shut down child-porn servers by hacker force. It's certainly better karma than hitting the same usgovt servers over and over.
Funny-ass Headline on Mortal Kombat Dreamcast Review -- Wednesday, September 15, 1999
Why would anyone buy this again when SOUL FRIGGIN' CALIBUR is out?
Mmm, delicious -- Tuesday, September 14, 1999
If this goes over well, I have an excellent pair of Nike Air Madas permanently cast powder grey from the Black Rock Desert.
The Editing Room -- Tuesday, September 14, 1999
The meanest-spirited film capsules you will ever read.
Filmzone.com (the old one run by Big Gun, the one that was cleanly designed and didn't crash your browser with java buttons) used to run a better version of this, the "Predict-O-Scripts," but these have their own angry little charm.
Handspring finally announces the PalmKiller -- Tuesday, September 14, 1999
Small, expandable, cheap, and it runs an enhanced PalmOS!
If I'd seen this coming, I would've waited a few months instead of dropping 350 clams for a PalmV. Actually, I really don't regret getting my baby, but the skinflint inside me is still grousing a little bit.
Mazdalicious goes to Burning Man 99 -- Sunday, September 12, 1999
I slept several nights in the vicinity of this car. One night, it even served me a fresh grilled hamburger. It's the greatest Mazda that ever was... and still is.
What a mess. -- Wednesday, September 8, 1999
It's really remarkable what people will do when given enough free time, and proper photographic equipment. Strangely addictive.
The Gallery of The Absurd. -- Wednesday, September 1, 1999
Mighty Fine. And Free. I don't know about you, but in my line of business, it's important to be thrifty.
-Short Round
Best E-Bay Auction of All Time. -- Wednesday, September 1, 1999
Once in a lifetime purchase oppurtunity. Hurry up and place your bids. From Russia with love,
-Short Round
The Heart-Warming Kids' Story of a Cross-Dressing Dad -- Thursday, August 26, 1999
Warning: Contains Lifestyles.
Corey Feldman Attempts Damage Control --
The bigger half of the autonomous nation known as "The Corey" attempts to explain how the phrase "Ben Affleck's career won't last another ten years" could be taken out of context.
Micky Dolenz's official website is somewhere in this domain, too.
I recommend going there and admiring all the dates Micky will
be pitching relief Davy on the Teen Idols Tour... all one of them.
Footnote Fonts --
TrueType fonts inspired by record album art.
Ever wanted to reproduce the cover of the Cure's "Lovesong" single?
Different Strokes Online --
"A plugin for the mime type audio/midi was not found." Just another
reason why I'm glad I still have some plugin control in my browser.
The Leave Gary Coleman Alone Campaign --
Unfortunately, the webmaster doesn't weigh in on whether Gary
fighting Joe C in that Kid Rock video was a good career move or not.
Earlier, in Britain's Pitas Log: --
Stuff broke. People had birthdays. I linked to pretty much anything and everything. You'll like this link more than all the others. It goes out to you, my brother.
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